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Thursday, 31 July 2014

Happy Birthday Queen Rowling

It's JK Rowling, and Harry freaking Potter's birthday!!!
Happy Birthday!!!!!!

The New Who: Peter Capaldi

Hello nerds and whovians
The new season of DW is out so soon! And, because we haven't covered it yet, here's the new trailer for the 12th doctor.

Wednesday, 30 July 2014

The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies

So, I was watching The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies trailer and there was this epic head shot of Thorin as he says something along the lines of, "I choose war!". I paused the video to hold that moment (sort of like a dramatic pause), and well... here's what I got:
3 words:
Epic. Kili. Photobomb.

SPN: The Demon Formula: Nerdsearch and numbers

Hello nerds and hunters and math geeks alike.
I would apologize for the amount of Supernatural I've been posting, but I'm not sorry. (Actually, I plan to post more other stuff, but this'll be the last for for a bit, I promise!) 
So, I recently read An Abundance Of Katherines by everyone's favourite author, John Green. Fugging excellent book. Anyways, Colin's love graph made me think about how other things are graph able as well. So, I tried to use something I know the numbers of. I took all the demons from Supernatural (that I know, only season 5 here) and broke down their personalities into three traits. Sass, slut and evil/motive. Here: an example.
Meg (season 1-8)
See, Meg's been around for a long time. I wouldn't exactly say her slut level's so high, but it's up there, so I'd say about 17%. Now, her sass is not as high as some of the others I'll put on, but as we've all noticed, it's pretty noticeable. Maybe 30%. Then, her evil/motive level outweighs the first two combined. With numbers, it's 53%. Now, this is just my estimates, but this'll be a good start. 
Now, to continue on, let's go back to the very start. 
Azazel (season 1-2) 
Okay, so with this one you don't have to look very hard. Today I basically has a season two rewatching marathon, and this guy's level of sass is hellbound. I mean, every. single. fugging. line. Just rewatch AHBL, you'll understand what I'm saying. His sass I would say is a 45%. Then, the evil/motive percentage outweighs that by about 5%. And it's incredibly obvious. It was the purpose of his entire existence, and I mean, important people died. So that's a 55%. His slut level: No. Just no. 
Next, let's take it to the next two seasons.
Ruby (season 3-4) 
So with Ruby, her three levels are basically spilt evenly in thirds (or as evenly as I can draw them, guys.)  So, with some help from Lewis, all three of her levels are 33.3%. The sass number is kinda part of her, both seasons but more shown in four. The slut level is there because basically, she got together with Sam just to get him part of her plan, and kept doing it, so there it is. And for the evil/motive level we'll count the fact that she tricked both Winchester's into thinking she was trustworthy just to release Lucifer. Maybe I should add a cleverness level. Hmm.....
Now onto another season four demon.
Alastair (season 4) 
For Alastair, the sass is more of annoying sass, but annoyance still counts, so the slurrer is up there with a sass level of I'll say 37%. Then for evil/motive, the whole fact that he's Hell's head torturer counts, and with the added bonus of bothering Dean when he had his time adds up, even though his existence had nothing to do with the plan/plot, it's still a level of 45%. Now, the slut thing: it just seems best that way. 18%. 
Now for another season four gal.
Lilith (season 3-4) 
Lilith is the First Demon, so she's got a mix of everything. Her sass level is at an all-time low for demons. She doesn't honestly have much in her, which is different than the other charts. But maybe they did things differently back in her day. 22%. So about the slut level. This doesn't include her in season three, because honestly, ew. But, in the monster at the end of this book, I quote: it'll take more than a kiss to make a deal with me. So there you have it. 31%. Then for the evil/motive. She broke almost all the seals, attempted to kill the Winchesters a number of times, and gruesomely killed everyone in Jus In Bello. It's a 47%. 
And now, a classic.
Crowley (season 5-present) 
Crowley is interesting. His sass level is just plain sass. And I get mainly all my knowledge about this guy from tumblr (season 5 girl). So I'd give it about a 30%. Then his slut level, ehm, ahem, erm, idk. But, Mark kinda does that thing with him though. So it's a 15%. His evil/motive isn't really that much, so I'd say it's a 15% as well. Then that leftover space is, well, I don't know what. But that's Crowley I guess. Call it whatever, but it's 40%. 
Now, I don't know anyone else yet, but I'll update it when I do. But a last one.
Dean (present) 
Eheh. But anyways, you can't really do much with this information, but it's cool to know. Some facts I've collected: The sass level is usually higher than the slut level, the evil/motive level is mostly either equal to or higher than the sass level. And slut levels are higher for girls than they are for boys. Hmmm..... 
But anyways, thanks for just reading this. I'll update it soon, maybe in a few weeks. 
Bitch. Jerk.
Clara \\//

Dramione? Nerdsearch and Numbers


  Hey! It's Lewis' friend who he was talking about the other day. I've written a few articles already, but I thought I should give myself a proper introduction, so, hi!

      So, I've been reading Clara's amazing fanficion: Fandom, and I was wondering, what was my first fandom? Immediately I thought of one fandom. Harry Potter. I was a fan of Harry Potter before I even knew what a ship was! Then I started thinking of Harry Potter ships. One in particular came to mind, which was Dramione. This ship always confused me, and I didn't really know my stand point was. So, I read a Dramione fan fiction (which if you would like to read, I posted the link at the bottom is this article). This confused me even further. Although it was very cute, it seemed a bit far from reality, and Draco seemed far too nice. I took my confusion and decided to ask some other potterheads. I started with my friend's Marlene and Chiara. Here were their standpoints:

Me: Hey guys, I am writing an article for nerds funny.blogspot.com and I need some thoughts on Dramione, so what's your standpoint?
Chiara: It sucks.
Me: Why?
Marlene: I feel like Draco might have liked her but I don't think she liked him back
Chiara: It wasn't meant to be that way. JK Rowling wanted Ron and Hermione not STUPID, EVIL DRACO.
*Note Chiara is a hard core ronmione shipper*
Me: I don't think he is evil... but thanks.
Marlene: I actually think it was fan pressure, and thats why she put Ron and Hermione together.
Chiara: I don't like him [Draco], and he's evil. And I'm doing things by the book.
Me: I think Harry Potter is amazing in every single way, but I wanted to learn more about Draco... Like was he really evil? What was his home dynamics like? Was he under pressure? I feel like the only way to find out more about him was for someone (not necessarily Hermione) were to bring him out of his shell a bit. He seemed to cover up so much.
Chiara: That's true, in the 6th book he was breaking down.
Chara: His dad was an ass though.
Me: His dad was a coward.
Marlene: I don't think he [Draco] was really evil, I just think he was raised that way.
Me: But his Mom really wanted to protect him, and I wonder if a bit of her was in Draco.
Marlene: I think a lot of her was in Draco
Chiara: Yes, it was in the way he was raised by his a-hole father.
Marlene: That's true, but scores (Scorpios and Rose) is a whole different story, it's basically canon, so many shippers.

I decided to get another point of view, so I texted Clara.
Me: I'm doing some research for nerds funny, could you answer some questions?
Clara: Of course
Me: What's your standpoint on Dramione?
Clara: It's okay, I guess it's not really canon and doesn't really have a chance, but it's not annoying.
Me: If it was canon would you accept it? Or do you prefer Ronmione?
Clara: I'd probably not accept it, since it's such ridiculous an idea.
Me: Okay last question, what about scorose? Scorpios and Rose.
Clara: Sure, that's a different story. I don't think Ron or Draco would really object because they don't want rivalry like that. Probably.
Me: Okay thanks!

So... overall what do YOU think of Dramione... or Scorose?
I always wanted to learn more about Draco so I feel if someone (it doesn't have to be Hermione) got to know him better, I wouldn't oppose to that. But Siriusly, I'm still confused, so please comment your standpoints!

Ps. I am sorry I didn't get a hard core Dramione shipper's point of view, I couldn't find one, but if you are one, please comment your standpoint and I might add it to the article.

The Fan Fiction:
It is a fan made story that was written before Deathly Hallows came out, so the people who died are different from who actually passes (For example, Remus and Lavender are still alive). Although not canon, I found it very believable. The way everyone was adapting after the battle was very interesting. It's very well written, and not inappropriate, so I suggest you give it a shot, and then tell me what you think of Dramione after!

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

Wattpad - this time by Clara

So I saw that Lewis did a promo post about his fanfiction on wattpad, which he doesn't need because he has like a thousand reads and like 10 votes (which really is a lot), so I am posting a link to my fanfiction, Fandom. Just cuz, if y'all need something fandom like to read. And also I need reads. JK. But not.

If the link doesn't work I will be mad but just copy and paste linkerz

Clara \\//

:) Find more posts about fan fictions here: http://nerdsfunny.blogspot.ca/search/label/fanfic

And another meme...

Hello nerds,
So I made another meme. You know Supernatural? Good. So, Sam has bad luck with girlfriends. They always are secretly werewolves, demons who use him to start the apocalypse, or girls who go and die on the ceiling. So, without further ado, 
Sam Winchester: Worst Boyfriend Ever. 

And, my personal favourite:


Oblivious Harry Potter

Hello fellow nerds,
So over the course of the Harry Potter movies, Harry's a bit oblivious to the obvious. Like the fact that Snape was a death eater, or that he was a Horcrux. He's also been a bit ignorant, as all male heroes are. 
So, that calls for a meme! (Booing and groaning in the background) 
I present: Oblivious Harry Potter! 

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Pop Culture?

If you're a nerd, I am sure you've all been insulted by your lack of knowledge of pop culture one way or another.
Whether you didn't care about the new gossip girl episode, or you went to see a marvel movie instead of the new "hilarious" rom-com that came out, we've all been there.
I am not saying nerds don't like pop culture, it's that we don't limit our selves to things other people like. By this, I mean just because it's not popular, and just because the cool people don't like it, doesn't mean we won't.

So... In honour of liking things that are popular, and things that aren't, here are some things I've been very, very, interested in,

One thing about me? I love music. It is sort of like my get away, and there are some bands you need to hear about.
IM5 - My friend told me about this band a while ago. I listened to one of their songs 'disney dudez' and loved them right away. Now I have all of their songs. They aren't very popular yet, but I see a great future for them. They may be a 'boy band', but they are far from your typical one. They dress up as Disney princesses and like star wars!
5SOS - Also known as 5 seconds of summer, this band you may have heard of. Yeah, they are the ones opening for one direction, but they really aren't like one direction at all! They may be considered 'pop' but they have role models like green day, blink-182, and nirvana. This makes their music have a great punk/rock feel too it, that is a great refresher from what is on the radio now a day's. If you are part of the 5SOSfam, you know their album just came out (at 12 am this morning) in north america, and it's already on repeat in my library (I am actually listening to it right now). Another thing about their music is they are really down to earth topics about people who are better than them and about being a 'reject'. I am in love.
Metric - Okay, I've been a fan of them for a few years now. One of my best friends first introduced me to them when I was going through me "I only listen to alternative music" phase. Yes, I had that. Even though I have expanded my horizon, I still love Metric. Most of their recent songs are considered "alternative" but some of their less recent songs like gimme sympathy (a personal favourite) is classified as rock. And, on top of all that, they are Canadian! Yes, the land of tim-bits and maple syrup eh?

Okay, I have a confession. I haven't been watching a lot of new movies lately because I've been going through an unintentional Orlando Bloom movie marathon. Yup, all my favourites. Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Pirates of The Caribbean, The Three Musketeers. So here's how it happened. I was watching The Desolation of Smaug for this first time, and I was like 'hey, might as well watch every single Lord Of The Rings movie again right?'. So I did. And then, on my TV there was a Pirates of The Caribbean marathon, so I watched it. Then, I realized I was basically watching all my favourite Orlando Bloom movies and might as well so all out, so I re watched The Three Musketeers.  So, long story short, I don't have a lot of new movie updates, but I did go to see the new Transformers!
Transformers - The movie started, and you knew right away that it was going to be the bomb. I mean that in the literal sense, like a lot of explosions. Before I say anything else, I need to comment on the special effects. They were so amazing. Just wow. They hit the nail on the head in that sense. Now, the acting. The movie was mostly based around Mark Wahlberg, and his on screen family. The daughter was an actress I had never seen before, but I hope to see more of in the future.

Well, nothing mind boggling amazing recently. I've been on holiday so I'm mostly spending my TV time watching the game show network... oops. BUT, something very, very important is happening.

Okay, that's about all for now.

I wash my hands of this weirdness,

Saturday, 19 July 2014

Announcement, Sherlock Break Through, Lord of The Rings

Announcement: If it sounds like some of my posts are written by a girl, they are. One of my best friends is also writing on my account. Please give her a warm welcome in the comments.

Sherlock Break Through:
I was watching an official BBC interview on netflix about all the characters. So it would say the name of the character, then go to the actor who plays them.
So example:
Benedict Cumberbatch
Plays Sherlock Holmes

Then, Moriarty came on
Andrew Scott
Plays Jim Moriarty

I did some research, he has a brother, and the real Moriarty doesn't like getting out and doing things.

Lord of The Rings:
So, the new hobbit movie isn't out yet, but in it's honour I though I would make a LOTR set of tumblr tags for the ringers in all of you.

#why is legolas in the hobbit
#it is okay he is really bada**
#my precious
#samwise the brave
#merry and pippins
#does legolas have a thing for redheads?
#battle of five armies
#return of the king
#fellowship of the ring
#gandalf pulled a sherlock
#cant take the ring off the finger? #take the finger
#dat ring doe
#thranduil swag
#hair that comes out of this helmet even though it isnt his real hair
#legolas knows everything
#they're taking the hobbits to isengard
#that one attractive dwarf
#donut beard
#what do your elf eyes see (I don't know why, but that seems to be a popular one)
#one does not simply
#got a problem? #eagles
#the eagles solve all of our problems
#will turner the elf

okay thats all,